Johnny Sings The Blues






Well, you know I finnally got of the pot and picked my self a running mate who actually didn't mind running with me. And now I'm heading for the party convention and election day with a "New Attitude!"

Why is that other fellow running so neg-a-tive? All he seems to want to do is dis me and allow lies, lies, lies to be told about me and my heritage on TV! You know why, because he can't handle the truth! Because "All I want is the truth, just give me some truth!" I will look you in the eye and tell you the truth! Trust me, folks.

“The times they are a channnnn-y-annnging!”




Editor's note: This is a satrical commentary, protected by the U.S. Constitution plus the "fair use" and "satirical" provisions of the U.S. Copyright act.








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