Out into the world, he strode on his goodly steed.
Out to do, a glorious deed.
A Knight of old, rescues the maiden.
A poor little gal, very work laden.
Rescuer and rescuee
Oh, they did flee.
Once home, reality rears its head.
Why did you make such a mess, wife said.
How will I, the maiden asked, keep myself fed.
Wife and maiden, beat Knight 'round the head.